Do you ever want to respond to really bad resumes? [CA]

Got a resume this week where the first two job experience entries are only a month each . The top entry says something like "I was humiliatingly laid off" and the second one says "laid off because the company was having significant financial struggles". The second experience entry is for a well known local company that is, actually, doing just fine.

I just want to respond and say "My guy, please change your resume because you're never going to get hired with this one". I get that a few times a month........just TERRIBLE resume that I wish I would reply and say "LET ME HELP YOU BECAUSE THIS IS AWFUL!"

Anyone else?

Author: mamalo13